Please be the New Kids on the Blocks greatest hits!!?!?

Dumbfounded....that is pretty much the only word I can use to describe this event.

I stumbled out of my house late this morning and made my way over to my car which was parked a few doors down for a stupid reason I wont go into. As I got close to my car I could see a white bag underneath the windshield wiper.

Hummmm....what do we have here? The obvious thought was junk mail. Wrong.

It was a white plastic bag with something inside that surely did not come from a company who thinks because their junk mail is neatly packaged someone will be fooled into actually buying what they're selling.

Ok, so not junk mail, then what?

I open up the bag to find a CD case inside. Humm, ok, that’s an odd way to promote your death metal garage band I thought to myself. Oh wait, it’s not a CD.

Inside the CD case is a note....Instantly my head starts swimming trying to think of who would go through the trouble of writing me a note, driving to my house, and neatly packaging this to keep it safe from the rain.




Well I'll be a monkey’s uncle.

Not too sure if anyone who reads this remembers Maria or not. Quick refresh: We met, and she turned out to be really sweet and cute, but latched onto me like I was the best thing that ever happened to her. News flash, people do not like to be with other people that put them up on pedestals. There is no balance there. Anyways, I actually figured her to be an insecure nut case that just jumped on every guy that she was ever involved with the way she did with me...So, instead of doing the typical guy thing and having a grand old time, I did the mature thing and explained we should just not do this. I patted myself on the back, and was done with it...

This note was from Maria...so two months later with not a single word of contact I get this letter from her saying hello, and that shed just like to know how I was.

Now I'm a little confused, was this girl totally and completely nuts? Or, did she infact really fall super hard for me?

Either way it was kinda nice. I think most people would find this creepy, but I finally think I understand what’s going on in this girls head. I use to do lots of crazy things for people I cared about that would be considered a little out there. Always a fine line between bizarrely charming, and weirdoville.