The Holidays

So the holidays have come and gone...it was a bag of mixed nuts to say the very least.

The big thing I guess would be moving apartments again. This is a pain the ass. I like doing this less and less, and this time is only down the stairs. My brother is puking his guts out right now so I'm kinda doing this by myself. Ya its 6:30pm the day after New Years. Like two peas in a pod I tells ya.

Christmas itself sucked the big one. It wasn't that I didn't get what I wanted, I'm not 6. It was a combo of things I guess. We celebrated Christmas Eve, but I was not exactly "with-it" for the festivities.




Below you will see a few shots and a clip of me at 4am Christmas Eve morning. This will serve as my explanation as to why I didn't feel so hot come night time. I don't even remember this, but apparently after the big Christmas party my friends threw at this bar I ended up at the after party where I threw down some sick dance moves. Like bees to honey when the ladies saw my moves...hahahaha.

This is at the end of the one party...




Cab ride to the next party....Clearly I didn't need to be going to the next party.




And my debut on youtube ladies and gentlemen:

John Dances


Um ya....I'm an idiot.

Anyways,

What else happened on the holidays...I had a pretty funny night out in Toronto again. It was a triple threat evening.

First, as I'm driving to my buddies place to carpool down to the big city I see a youth on a bike get smoked by some old fart in a Cadillac. The retard on the bike was crossing when he shouldn't have been, but the guy in the car really should have seen the kid. Unfortunately he didn't, and the kid was thrown up on the hood of the car and then tossed off as the car slammed on the breaks. Right out of a movie. The kid gets up, gives the thumbs up and rides off. hahaha. Brilliant.




2nd, while walking to get some cash for the night in Toronto a couple walks past my friend, her boy friend, and myself. As they pass it was hard to avoid hearing their heated argument. Not entirely sure what it was about but the guy was saying something about using people. My friend shoots me a back-handed comment about that concept being right up my alley. Ha. I came back with a rather loud retort: "Did you just say I use people?!!?!" The dude who was originally talking about this heard my question and assumed I was talking about him. He came back, got right in my face, and asked me if I had a problem. hahaha. This fuckstick is my size to start, and there is two of us. What was this guy thinking? I said he was in the wrong conversation and that was the end of it. Loser.

3rd, I bumped into a half dozen people I went to university with that night. Some I wanted to see, some made me cringe, and others reminded me of hilarious bullshit I use to do.

This guy is now a staple in my random alumni spottings.




Hes got his own TV sports show now...I forget what channel its on. I heard hes doing well at it though.

The highlight of the night was seeing an old business classmate of mine. This guy is like 6'8" so its hard to miss, or forget him. He was with a bunch of his buddies and when we bumped into each other he explained to his friends that I was a legend of sorts. hahahaha. You see, for my major business project in university we had to draw up the plans for a realistic business opportunity from start to finish. This was actually a huge undertaking and quite a pain in the ass. What did I come up with?

Johnny's Babes and Bubbles




It was a laundry delivery service that would pick up your laundry, wash it, press it, and return it to you for a modest price. It was aimed at young professional males who are strapped for time.

This was my group. hahaah. I apparently was the envy of a few guys in the class. Best part was we did quite well on the project.

Too funny.

Last but not least we have New Years.

I will just do this in pictures because I need to get back to moving shit, and I'm sick of listening to my brother puke in the next room.

The hostess




Me and my dynamic foesball partner who went undefeated to take the belt for the evening.




And finally, what a person looks like after they drink a 26er of absenth.




Hope everyone had a good holiday season.

Back to the grind...

Cheers.