If you build it they will come....Maybe

Parties just ant what they use to be....

Now I'm guessing this thought doesn't go for everyone, but I've thrown a few decent bashes and this weekends was not one of them. There was the kegger of 02, maybe 01...I have no idea, I use to throw a party a summer...and a lot of my time was spent running around trying to keep shitty people out, or the cops at bay. There was the liquor party of London (that was f'ing messy), the brownie party of London, The etc etc...There's been so many good parties.

But the lesson I learned is that you can not simply put the word out about a party to a few people and expect everyone and their dog to show up anymore.

I attempted to throw a Halloween party on the weekend. I told a few people and just thought it would sort itself out. Not the case.

9:45pm rolls around and I'm twirling my cap gun on one hand, and using the other to play ghost foesball with my imaginary friend Frank.


The night turned out to be ok, small gathering of people who enjoy the fine taste of booze, good smoke and good tunes. So it was not a total write-off, but just not the same. No stair riding, no keg stands, no nakedness....No nothing.

Next time it will be done right....

Its been awhile

Something I found funny.

I fell off before I got on

Ever had the feeling you broke something before you even touched it?

Oh, and winning the lottery twice has happened, but history repeats itself, and the feeling is worse the second time around.

Well I did it!!!!

Its been three f'ing shitty weeks, but I did not have a single puff of a smoke! You can pretend all you want that your not a smoker, but when that day comes to just stop it all together its a bitch. The major test was going to be getting hammered....Once that delicious brew has touches my lips I am instantly looking for a cig.




I guess if your going to test something, the only way to get rid of doubt is to test the extremes. How did I know I got drunk enough so that all reason was out the window, and that if temptation was ever going to win it would be now or never? Well, let me recap that night. Or rather, let me recap that morning. I awoke fully clothed on my couch instead of my bed. I opened up the blinds to see that my car was missing. Immediately I make a few calls to try and figure out what the hell happened. Turns out a few pints turned into a lot. And I mean a lot. Also, when I went to pay for my gas the next day after getting my car back I realized I had no credit card. Yes, this was left at the bar. Smooth, real smooth.

So needless to say this was a night of pure debauchery. Any yet, no smokes were had. I have up till about 12:30 that night, and after that I believe I was in the company of only non-smokers who assured me I did not.

So thats it, I win.

F U tobacco