Monday, September 26, 2005

Peace

Well,

Instead of blurting this out and then falling on my face I thought I would give it a few days. Tomorrow will be one week of no smoking. That's right, going to hang up that old habit and hopefully form some new one because of it.


Ha. I've tried this before and had moderate success. Went a few months once. Its kinda hard when your not a real smoker, then you are, then you quit, then you causally do it, you don't know what your doing...But Im going to just cut it out all together and see how it goes. I'll let ya know, anyone else tried this and made it?

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Why me?

If you've been keeping up you might remember I have had a few altercations with angry old men in the past. Well, the bitter pill of middle aged frustration has implanted itself into my world yet again. Sure, this is partly my fault, but its like they search me out now.

My lovely road is under construction, and has been for the past 2 months. I don't even want to go there...anyways, its like a bumpy gravel landing strip from some seedy cocaine smuggling movie. Its fun as hell to drive on, but kicks up a lot of dust as you ride through.

So a few days ago I'm coming home and have to come to a stop to let an oncoming car maneuver its way around the cranes first. I thought that was nice of me and sat there feeling quite pleasant in my simple act of kindness. Out of the corner of my eye I see my neighbor coming over, perhaps to have a chat with me about how nice I am? haha.


What ensues is ridiculous. He starts with the rolling down the window motion. I happily oblige.

"Hey what's up? -Me

"Hey, what are you doing? the roads under construction...I've seen you the last couple of days driving around like a fucking asshole" -neighbor

I say nothing...

"The speed limit is normally 20 when the roads normal, why don't you have some respect and slow down and stop kicking up dust all over the place...Stop being such a fucking idiot" - neighbor

I say nothing....

"So are we good here, your going to smarten up?" -neighbor

Big smile on my face now...

"Thanks" -ME

I start to drive away...

"that's what I though you fucking asshole" -neighbor

I stop my car...

"What, do you want to get out? Do you want to fight" -neighbor

"listen Sir, If you had explained yourself in a different manner I might have responded differently, go back to your beer and have a nice night" -Me

He walks off back to his can of Coors and I start driving to my garage laughing my ass off....

What the fuck is wrong with people? Why does it have to anger right off the bat?

Explain yourself and reason will sort things out. Don't just explode in hopes of getting what you want. Retard.

And you better believe I did not slow down a single KM for that asshole. ahhaha.

neighbor my ass....

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Well I've made it

Its a funny feeling when you look around your house and notice you have nothing there but stuff. There is no attachment to anything, its all just stuff. If the place burned down to the ground I would feel no real loss. Most of it comes from the fact that I haven't really even moved in yet. I treat my new place like the club house, only going there to hang out when the feeling strikes me. haha. Im slowly getting in there though. What really made me laugh was looking in the fridge. The only thing I can offer to someone that comes over is a White Russian. I have vodka, kahlua, and milk....no more, no less...Who wants to go bowling?

Friday, September 02, 2005

It could?

The future as I see it:

China will become the new super power. All other oriental races will jump on board to cause a shift in everything as we know it. The States will fall because they are too proud to try and link up with the European nations. Europe will put up a fight, but will be no match. This change will be facilitated through shear numbers, and new technologies coming from the supporting nations under China. All the oil pumping nations will be F'ed cause there will be no need for them; alternative fuel sources will power the giants and cause a decrease in the slowly adapting dinosaur countries like the States... In the end this will be the new flag for earth...ha