Well SLAP me silly

 

I think the guy who started this just simply woke up one day and decided:

F karma. F doing on to others as you would like done on to you. F being the friendly neighbour. F being the nice guy that finishes last. F giving people the benefit of the doubt.

No, no....

Instead, I think it would be best to just be a mutherF. It would be best to constantly bombard people with insults and off colour remarks because you know they suck anyways. Maybe even form little groups to dish out these tongue lashings in hopes of making myself feel better about how much I suck. Why would I want to help that person when I could simply stand on their shoulders and move on up? To where I dont know.

Eventually this will graduate to just randomly slapping strangers in the streets for being such shitty people.

WTF

I came from the sky...

Ps. sweet song at the end...

Humor or hatred

I didn't know whether to laugh my ass off, or cringe at their stupidity...

A collection of efforts

Songs by Will Organ, aka IllDirt, aka Willis Organnabis, aka BigWilly. I drummed up the concept and the good blokes at Four Dollar Productions did the rest.

Thanks Si and Matt. And to everyone else that helped out.

Let me know what you think...

Math was not on the Mind

What does reading week, Cancun, and four of my buddies all pissed up equal? The short answer: trouble; the long winded version will now unfold.

So you've got yourself all primed up and your crusin through the bars in Cancun looking for that "special" lady. By about the third bar they are now all special. Your loaded, all the girls are in bikini tops and skirts, and the fucking temperature in the place is making you nuts. After awhile you find your dream girl. She fits this category because she's young, cute, and still talking to you after you molested her on the dance floor.

Next logical step is to get the hell outa dodge and back to your hotel. Here is where the math comes in. Cost to have a guest stay over in your hotel:$90US. The price to pay off the Mexican police because they found you with your pants around your ankles in a bush on the side of the road: $600US.

Next time shell out the 90 bucks and you may even get to finish what you started.

B, your my hero!